Pancake Lover Mugs

Chef looking up confused, Waiter behind him with pancake on his head.

"Oh, come on—it's 8 a.m. somewhere."

"The wrangler within wants pancakes."

Maple Festival & Pancake Breakfast

Listen, I'll put chocolate chips in your flapjacks, too, but I ain't makin' smiley faces with 'em.

This is delicious! How'd you afford the real thing? I tapped my neighbor's tree syruptitiously!

Pancake Day.

''Syrup'titiously, Aunt Jemima threw open the door to the log cabin where she found Mrs. Buttersworth and Hungry Jack in a sweet embrace. Armed with a Golden Griddle, she knocked the two saps flatter than a pancake.'

PANCAKE MIX: New! No stick to the ceiling formula.

'So why do you need a ladder to eat a pancake'

"I gave up lent this year."

"Someone has eaten our porridge, let's have pancakes."

Fishemen

"Nice ceiling. Is it stucco?"

Lesbian civil partnership.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Diner.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

The Fourth Little Pig

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

A heart shaped cake

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

Bermuda Triangles

Tension filled the tent.

Punt Cake

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Layer cake

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

'I always cry at weddings!'

Thou Shalt Not!

Is that pancake ready yet?