Candy Factory Owner Mugs

Rumor has it he owns a candy factory.

"Too much sugar."

Bubble gum leaves

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'Gerald, it's so nice to see you finally getting closer to your employees.'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

Building a gingerbread house

'Someday son, all this will be yours to argue with the Environmental Protection Agency over.'

American Pastry

"The second bag is a doggie bag for my schnauzer, Buddy."

'Fishing is Ben's life.'

"Unfortunately for my waistline, the only thing sweeter than mom's holiday greeting is her holiday eating!"

'How often does the boss visit the plant?'

Business revolution begins.

Cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

"It's all part of our new inbound marketing strategy."

Diet Sugar House.

"I can't clean my room right now! Don't you always tell me to slow down and finish my meals?"

Using soft caramel as cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

"He used to be a lot of fun. Now, it's in name only."

'You don't have to raise your hand here, little boy.'

"I'd love to share these with you, but I'd never forgive myself if you got tooth decay."

Magical box of chocolates.

"Did I mention my son is the Easter Bunny? Such a worker! Hopping all over. A real big shot in the candy business! Never complains! And so cute and fluffy - you never saw such a pink nose! What can I say? Even as a kid he was always coloring the eggs..."

Easter Rabid

"Oh my! Kids, don't eat the house too quickly!"

'How come you get candy corn and I get real carrots?'