Candy Factory Owner Gifts

Rumor has it he owns a candy factory.

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"Too much sugar."

Bubble gum leaves

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'Gerald, it's so nice to see you finally getting closer to your employees.'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

Building a gingerbread house

'Someday son, all this will be yours to argue with the Environmental Protection Agency over.'

"The second bag is a doggie bag for my schnauzer, Buddy."

"Unfortunately for my waistline, the only thing sweeter than mom's holiday greeting is her holiday eating!"

'Fishing is Ben's life.'

American Pastry

'How often does the boss visit the plant?'

Business revolution begins.

Cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

'Your sugar is through the roof.'

"It's all part of our new inbound marketing strategy."

"I'd love to share these with you, but I'd never forgive myself if you got tooth decay."

"I can't clean my room right now! Don't you always tell me to slow down and finish my meals?"

"He used to be a lot of fun. Now, it's in name only."

Diet Sugar House.

Using soft caramel as cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

'You don't have to raise your hand here, little boy.'

'How come you get candy corn and I get real carrots?'

Clown's Grocery List.

"Did I mention my son is the Easter Bunny? Such a worker! Hopping all over. A real big shot in the candy business! Never complains! And so cute and fluffy - you never saw such a pink nose! What can I say? Even as a kid he was always coloring the eggs..."

"Our max is six M&Ms for poop on the potty but try to hold her to three."

Magical box of chocolates.

"Oh my! Kids, don't eat the house too quickly!"