Candy Grower Mugs

'Okay,laugh - but I bet my jelly beans will grow as good as your green beans.'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

Whale Piñata.

"I'm not going to try and sugarcoat this..."

'There's no mention of stuffing. Keep going until you get to the sugar and spice.'

"Take a pill in the morning, in the afternoon and at night."

Building a gingerbread house

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

A man comes home to his gingerbread house where his wife offers him cream soda.

"It's marzipan pigs."

Call it Tough Love.

"Unfortunately for my waistline, the only thing sweeter than mom's holiday greeting is her holiday eating!"

'2 chocolate truffles in the morning and 2 in the evening should cure your broken heart,,,'

Easter Bunny!

Cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

Pick Me Ups.

"My parents are always complaining about my sweet tooth, but do they ever have a nice word to say about my wisdom tooth?"

"It's all part of our new inbound marketing strategy."

'Hey, wait a minute!'

"Junior just kept saying 'add to cart...add to cart...'."

'Wow, these messages are even shorter than twitter tweets.'

'To attract the most talented spies we're changing our package . . . to jammie dodgers and a gobstopper.'

Using soft caramel as cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.