Cannery Employee Mugs

'I just got canned!'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"I'll be glad when they invent PowerPoint."

The Reaper's Arms

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"They found a use for that old paper shredder."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'We'll take it!'

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

"And this financial plan is specifically designed for people who know their retirement -- IF they get one -- won't be half as good as their parents' retirement, and are really steamed about it!"

'All my venture capital is tied up in Miss Umpley, there.'

Barnyard humor.

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

"The school construction budget is so small we can't even afford to build a snowman."

"Congratulations! You unlocked the devil in your coffee. Microwave a seventh time and you'll meet L. Ron Hubbard."

'Says here, a disgruntled employee brought a gun into the liquor distillery today...to the gills!'

"Happy birthday!"

'Your tea is getting cold.'

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'

'Bruce! 'ow many times must I tell 'ya? Only one wave of the bloomin' terroir flag over the fruit!'

'I think we can skip the resume.'

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'