Tannery Worker Mugs

'I hope you're not thinking of smoking that filthy thing in here!'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

I painted them all from memory.

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

'I think we can skip the resume.'

'Your tea is getting cold.'

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther

"These fish quotas are getting ridiculous."

Magnet at scrapyard

Cultivating Toughness in Footballs.

'Bob, I was just trying to get you on the phone to see what all that noise outside was about.'

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

'Rodin's wet blanket'

Overturned boat.

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'

"Law & Order: Museum Guards."

"What a coincidence, this letter complaining about our paper mill polluting the river is written on notepaper printed there...."

"These aren't barnacles. Someone stuck their gum down here."

Old age is crueller than you think kid!"

'Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in it.'

'I need a hug. I was laid off at the fish factory.'

novox winery

Tanning salons to avoid. . .

"What is this telling us? Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic."

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

'I think the experiment is over Hargreaves, I've noticed that they've begun to use them as currency.'

Scrapyard Worker

'Not at all, Mr. Porker, we already have several pigs working in our company cafeteria.'

'They're automating the bottling process? Why? Just yesterday, me and my team managed to cork four bottles.'

Sign reads - 'We apologise for the theft of The Scream.' 'Felonious Munch.'

Carcinoco

Bond Textiles, we live to dye another day!