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A bar for dogs

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

I could have danced all night!

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Bryan Ferry

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"Another round of banana daiquiris for the lovely lady and I, please!"

Dance.

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

Clubbing

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

The Walk of Shame

'Don't worry, my baser instincts are in a surgical waste bin in Hoboken.'

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Champagne

City centre pub.

"He ran out of pee."

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

"Thank you, Sir."

"Bruno, sit."

Vaccine passport required

"And for all of us here at the six-o'clock news—and don't forget we'll be appearing Saturday night at Mr. Fun—make it a good one!"

A couple of birds out on the town.

"Hello, gorgeous! Do I come here often?"

Sacrlet harlot.

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

'We can't go on knocking it back like this - one of us must give it up, won't you!'

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."