Canine Nightlife Enthusiast Mugs

A bar for dogs

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

I could have danced all night!

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Bryan Ferry

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Dance.

"Another round of banana daiquiris for the lovely lady and I, please!"

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

Clubbing

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

The Walk of Shame

'Don't worry, my baser instincts are in a surgical waste bin in Hoboken.'

Champagne

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

"He ran out of pee."

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

City centre pub.

"Thank you, Sir."

Vaccine passport required

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

"Bruno, sit."

Dog imagines its master as a meat chart.

"And for all of us here at the six-o'clock news—and don't forget we'll be appearing Saturday night at Mr. Fun—make it a good one!"

A couple of birds out on the town.

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

Party Party!

'We can't go on knocking it back like this - one of us must give it up, won't you!'

"Telephone call for you, it's the Bank Manager."

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."