Canine Creditor Gifts

'I'm tired of begging, so I'm applying for a loan.'

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

Rock musician playing a dog as a guitar

'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?'

'Where I come from it's called collateral.'

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

'Can you get me in touch with people that own me money?'

'So much for the will! Now, before you start celebrating, I suggest you think about inheritance taxes, because, according to my calculations, you will be left with. . ."

'Well yes, we lost, but you asked me if I was a Legal Eagle, not if I was a good lawyer...'

'Are you serious? I've got a good mind to report you to the grievance commitee'

"Your test results are in. You've got Irritable Growl Syndrome."

'What, you again? And you'll want credit as usual, I suppose!'

'It's a good living. They train you to do default swaps and you get paid in seals.'

Scat Singing/Sdog singing.

It's more insolvent abuse from an unpaid creditor.'

"I'm getting out of the dog walking business! Last night I chased a cat up a tree!"

'Honey, I think we missed a repayment.'

Dog dressed as Santa Claus. 'She's in season'

'My dog is worried about the economy because dog food is up to 50p a can... that's about £3.50 in dog money!'

"My owner's been teaching me how to beg. . . I've made £30 today!"

Loan shark desk

'To be honest, Dan, I feel kind of embarrassed to use an attorney to collect my felinquent accounts. . . So many of them ARE attorneys.'

"Typical mail - four bills, two catalogs, and a pre-approved credit card for the dog."

'Let me through, I'm a creditor!'

'I know he didn't pay his bills, but let's get the lien off the coffin.'

Dog makes a bank deposit.

"I see...and where was this carpet?"

"Sorry, but nobody around here reads anymore."

First savings & bone.

'I'm just here to pay you a compliment.'

"Don't listen to those pampered puppies at obedience school: there's no shame is being a working dog!"

'My dog ate my opinion.'

Dog has a hi-yeild inbox full of bones.