Canine Credit Holder Gifts

"Typical mail - four bills, two catalogs, and a pre-approved credit card for the dog."

I like you and I like your company!

Rock musician playing a dog as a guitar

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

'Where I come from it's called collateral.'

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

Maybe it's time to stop giving our bones to a broker and start burying them in the backyard again.

'So much for the will! Now, before you start celebrating, I suggest you think about inheritance taxes, because, according to my calculations, you will be left with. . ."

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

'What, you again? And you'll want credit as usual, I suppose!'

"I can't take all the credit for this great quarter... but I will anyway."

"I hope you've had as much fun training me as I've had being trained."

dog-come ingo out boxes

"Don't be fooled, it looks easy but I've yet to meet a dog who's mastered it."

"Sure, you used to be a YouTube sensation. But what have you done lately."

"Good boy."

"Darby, Bandit, Piper & Spike - Dogs."

"Manager does not do tricks."

Dog dressed as Santa Claus. 'She's in season'

The Thinker and The Stinker

"I must admit, this talk of outsourcing excites me. Especially the 'out' part."

'Get this straight, I'm a guard dog: I don't fetch the newspaper!'

"My owner's been teaching me how to beg. . . I've made £30 today!"

Dog Food Testing Lab.

'...anything else, sir?'

Dog makes a bank deposit.

"I'm taking him out to do his 'job'."

"Oh, ignore that, it's just the EastEnders title sequence."

Dog has a hi-yeild inbox full of bones.

"That's OK, they're not yelling at each other! They're yelling at the TV: a politician is giving a speech..."

"Turner, I'm putting you on a shorter leash."

"I put it on AirBnB it for the weekend."

"This isn't tap water, is it?"

'I'm more of a cat person.'

"This article says 'Area dogs applaud performance; humans call it incessantly infuriating!' Wow! Your barking on the back porch last night was a big hit!"