Canine Costumer Gifts

Dog dressed as Santa Claus. 'She's in season'

Dog Nightmares

"I was almost that last year."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

I like you and I like your company!

Why Poodles Become Killers

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

'I suppose this means you won't be fetching my slippers anymore.'

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

Maybe it's time to stop giving our bones to a broker and start burying them in the backyard again.

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

"I hope you've had as much fun training me as I've had being trained."

"The deal sounds great. I'd shake on it, but I never learned how."

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

'I should warn you. I can sense fear.'

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

"Penny, what is that scent you have on? I must know." "Don't you just love it, Lucy? It's dead rat."

"Good boy."

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

MY OTHER COAT IS A FUR

'Stocks rose on news of a proposal to have greed' dropped from the seven cardinal sins.'

"I must admit, this talk of outsourcing excites me. Especially the 'out' part."

Despite what his friends said about 'ugly Christmas sweaters', Chester couldn't wait to have his holiday pet photo taken...'

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"I'll announce the pay freeze after the meeting, because then it will look like your decision."

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"Typical mail - four bills, two catalogs, and a pre-approved credit card for the dog."