Canine Costumer Mugs

Dog dressed as Santa Claus. 'She's in season'

"I was almost that last year."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Why Poodles Become Killers

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

I like you and I like your company!

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

'I suppose this means you won't be fetching my slippers anymore.'

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

"I hope you've had as much fun training me as I've had being trained."

'I should warn you. I can sense fear.'

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"The deal sounds great. I'd shake on it, but I never learned how."

"Penny, what is that scent you have on? I must know." "Don't you just love it, Lucy? It's dead rat."

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

'Stocks rose on news of a proposal to have greed' dropped from the seven cardinal sins.'

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

Despite what his friends said about 'ugly Christmas sweaters', Chester couldn't wait to have his holiday pet photo taken...'

"I'll announce the pay freeze after the meeting, because then it will look like your decision."

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"Typical mail - four bills, two catalogs, and a pre-approved credit card for the dog."

"I must admit, this talk of outsourcing excites me. Especially the 'out' part."

"I can't wait until I'm old enough to dress myself."