Canine Capitalist Mugs

First savings & bone.

I like you and I like your company!

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

'Where I come from it's called collateral.'

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

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"He's a bad dog, but a good CEO."

Maybe it's time to stop giving our bones to a broker and start burying them in the backyard again.

'Catch any good mice lately?'

'So much for the will! Now, before you start celebrating, I suggest you think about inheritance taxes, because, according to my calculations, you will be left with. . ."

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

"I hope you've had as much fun training me as I've had being trained."

'Gentlemen, I've just seen the quarterly reports and believe me, I am not wagging my tail!'

'I should warn you. I can sense fear.'

"It all started out just fetching sticks, and the business sort of grew from there."

"The deal sounds great. I'd shake on it, but I never learned how."

'It's a good living. They train you to do default swaps and you get paid in seals.'

'I need to do a better job barketing.'

"Darby, Bandit, Piper & Spike - Dogs."

'Stocks rose on news of a proposal to have greed' dropped from the seven cardinal sins.'

"Video game? No, I'm using the raise in my allowance to buy back stock."

'I hear you have a side business.'

'My dog is worried about the economy because dog food is up to 50p a can... that's about £3.50 in dog money!'

"My owner's been teaching me how to beg. . . I've made £30 today!"

"I must admit, this talk of outsourcing excites me. Especially the 'out' part."

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Dog makes a bank deposit.

'...anything else, sir?'

'I actually make a lot more money as a bookmaker than I ever did as a race horse...'

Dog has a hi-yeild inbox full of bones.

'I'd recommend a portfolio of 35% stocks, 40% bonds and 25% dog biscuits.'

"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."

"The Annual Report looks good."

"Turner, I'm putting you on a shorter leash."

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