Canine Cohorts Gifts

'He's barking mad!'

Playing Fetch.

Welcome to the Team

Foster failure

"I was almost that last year."

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Why Poodles Become Killers

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Cat makes a dog pound cake with dog cather inside.

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

This is Roscoe, our first pooch

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

"How does it feel to be a fink, Sparky?"

'I'm not in if that's my best friend.'

"Sit!"

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

'Watch their pounds' Venn Diagram

'This is it, I've just heard them: They're selling the flat and are buying a house with a garden!'

Cattery and kennels

"When begging for food, always make sad eye contact."

'I bark, therefore I am.'

Dog Points Out Dog-Catcher in lineup.

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

Unorthodox High Speed Chase