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"Sorry, but I'll have to check with your doctor before I tell you the time."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

Who stole my candy?

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

Building a gingerbread house

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

Jesus and the Peeps

Food Pyramid

"Steroids."

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

Halloween.

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

Citizen Cane...

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

"One is a sham bag for my parents to confiscate."

You're in violation of several bylaws, ma'am: Too many peppermint sticks, gingerbread shingles, sugar pollution of storm sewers - And with all the kids we've seen go in there, your occupancy clearly exceeds ordinances.