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According to my CPS, the Millers, Hudsons and Morgans are giving out healthy stuff. Candy Positioning System.

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

A Preschool of Fish

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Island of Lost Guys.

'No creamed peas for me today!'

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

'There's no mention of stuffing. Keep going until you get to the sugar and spice.'

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

Tunnel of love, then disillusionment, then mundane humdrum coexistence.

'He's not so much a rough diamond, more a dumb block of carbon.'

Mine Shaft of Love.

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

Babies

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

Books 'n' Carrots

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

'I know we're not 'almost there,' but I keep asking just to keep her focused.'

Bumper Cars of Love.

...In a Relationship

"I assumed it was writer's block but as I've never written anything I could be wrong."

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

'No offence. The other breast and I seemed to click.'

"Look, like I keep telling what's-her-name here, we don't have a marriage problem."

"To be honest Marsha, when I first met Ted, I couldn't stand him. Then, over time, he just seemed to grow on me."

'Well, Mr. 'Let's get him a fish they're no trouble at all,' you're on.'

Cr�che Seige

'My dream boat has turned out to be an anchor dragging prune barge!'