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'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

A Preschool of Fish

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Island of Lost Guys.

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

'No creamed peas for me today!'

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

'He's not so much a rough diamond, more a dumb block of carbon.'

Books 'n' Carrots

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

Babies

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

'I know we're not 'almost there,' but I keep asking just to keep her focused.'

...In a Relationship

"I assumed it was writer's block but as I've never written anything I could be wrong."

'No offence. The other breast and I seemed to click.'

Cr�che Seige

"To be honest Marsha, when I first met Ted, I couldn't stand him. Then, over time, he just seemed to grow on me."

"Look, like I keep telling what's-her-name here, we don't have a marriage problem."

'Well, Mr. 'Let's get him a fish they're no trouble at all,' you're on.'

'My dream boat has turned out to be an anchor dragging prune barge!'

Pre-School Child Center - Computer LiterateNon-Computer Literate.