Candy Stripers Mugs

"Sorry, but I'll have to check with your doctor before I tell you the time."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

Easter Candy Island.

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"A bunch of kids next door are going berserk with a baseball bat! Call 911. I'm losing candy fast!"

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

Building a gingerbread house

Pinata Zombies

Who stole my candy?

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

'There's no mention of stuffing. Keep going until you get to the sugar and spice.'

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

Food Pyramid

Jesus and the Peeps

'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'

"Steroids."

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

Halloween.

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

Citizen Cane...

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

You're in violation of several bylaws, ma'am: Too many peppermint sticks, gingerbread shingles, sugar pollution of storm sewers - And with all the kids we've seen go in there, your occupancy clearly exceeds ordinances.