Candlelight Advocates Gifts

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

Hildegard von Bingen

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

'Your night writing book, madam.'

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

The Fuse

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

Suddenly it occurred to Justin that rose petals might have been more romantic.

Nocturne

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

The two men under the clock waiting for their girls.

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

Candlelight

"Lost all track fo time with you. 93 unread messages!"

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

' Well..She did it to me again.'

...I'm here at the gruesome scene now. Yes, what began as a candlelight vigil,ended in mass tragedy when the thousands of moths in attendance became inexplicably drawn to each other's flames.

"Gosh and I thought it was a barbershop."

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'It's not a romantic touch, it's a power cut.'

'You have to admit this would be more romantic if we couldn't see in the dark.'

'We should do this more often, not just when the power goes out!'

Before Electric Fences

"I cut down all the wicks to move along the romance."

Congregation

'Ooops!'

"What are you doing?!"