Candlelight Advocates Gifts

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

Edison: The Early Years,

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Hildegard von Bingen

'Your night writing book, madam.'

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

The Fuse

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

Nocturne

Suddenly it occurred to Justin that rose petals might have been more romantic.

Candlelight

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

The two men under the clock waiting for their girls.

"Lost all track fo time with you. 93 unread messages!"

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

' Well..She did it to me again.'

...I'm here at the gruesome scene now. Yes, what began as a candlelight vigil,ended in mass tragedy when the thousands of moths in attendance became inexplicably drawn to each other's flames.

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'You have to admit this would be more romantic if we couldn't see in the dark.'

'It's not a romantic touch, it's a power cut.'

"Gosh and I thought it was a barbershop."

'We should do this more often, not just when the power goes out!'

Congregation

Before Electric Fences

"How many times do I have to tell you I don't like it when you blow in my ear!"

This is very sweet, Phil, but no, I don't want to buy a violin from you.

"I cut down all the wicks to move along the romance."

You guys, if we're gonna Zoom from inside our houses, you have to move into the light.

"What are you doing?!"

Old Creepy House Philosophy. When one secret passage closes, another opens!