Lighting Advocate Gifts

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

The sea 2050.

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Raining Leaves.

Tedious Romantic.

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

Earth Day Summit.

'Mow the lawn? - what if I run over an endangered species?'

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

Ignoring Climate Change

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

"We're on track for net zero."

'Environments-called-protection agency - formerly: Environment protection agency'

You need a new reading light

Ecology

Climate Change Report

"It's not easy being green…"

"I'm thinking of turning green..."

"I think Jules is reminding Nat that each and every one of us produces four pounds of garbage each day, every day."

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

'Who ordered 10,000 copies of how to conserve paper?'

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

Urban Expansion

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

Radioactive pollution.

"It's the latest directive from senior management about how to run a 'paperless office'!"