Lighting Advocate Gifts

You guys, if we're gonna Zoom from inside our houses, you have to move into the light.

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

The sea 2050.

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Tedious Romantic.

Raining Leaves.

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

'Mow the lawn? - what if I run over an endangered species?'

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.

Ignoring Climate Change

Earth Day Summit.

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

"We're on track for net zero."

"I'm thinking of turning green..."

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'

"I think Jules is reminding Nat that each and every one of us produces four pounds of garbage each day, every day."

Ecology

"It's not easy being green…"

'Environments-called-protection agency - formerly: Environment protection agency'

Climate Change Report

You need a new reading light

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

'Who ordered 10,000 copies of how to conserve paper?'

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

Urban Expansion

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

Radioactive pollution.