Cancer Survival Gifts

A man who survived cancer and his wife.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Our war is against cancer."

'Thank-you God.'

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

Desert Island BBQ

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Emergency Phone.

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

'If we hadn't outsourced the staff, we could've eaten them.'

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides simulated hand holding when the market is down.'

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Scouts made this for me

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'Our fund lost millions, but the good news is our management fees are not based on performance.'

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

Emergency Pants

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

Desert island dweller sinks in sand.

"No, I'm not building a raft. I'm building a double bed!"

~ S.O.S.