Pandemic Survival Gifts

"You're wrong Ted, this is absolutely the right time to organize three decades of photos."

Work from home

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

Stay at home food pyramid

In the future, I'll never complain about it being chilly when I get to go to an early-season baseball game.

"Kiss me, Scarlett."

Coronavirus in summer

"It's better not to travel than to arrive."

Face Masks

Christina's lockdown

2021

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"Let's consider an early dive."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

The new normal

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"I could get used to working remotely."

"With everyone returning to the office we've had to introduce some new protocols."

Unicorn Working From Home

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

Covid and Restarting School

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

"Will these hands ne'er be clean?"

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!