Pandemic Overcoming Gifts

The globe vaults over Covid-19

2021

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"Let's consider an early dive."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

The new normal

"I'm learning to live with existence."

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

"I could get used to working remotely."

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

Covid and Restarting School

"With everyone returning to the office we've had to introduce some new protocols."

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"Will these hands ne'er be clean?"

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

"Now we'll just need a vaccine for soul-destroying expectations, crushing workloads and the debilitating effects of 28-hour days..."

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

Don't have a hot flush....

"Omg, bird and squirrel are here."

To-Let Town Centre Map

Stadium. No fans allowed. In baseball, "shutout" now has two meanings.

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

"Here comes the super-visor."