Canada Lover T-Shirts

The Canadian Beaver

Canadian Standoff

Where 'Canadian Bacon' comes from.

"I'm giving you one last chance to talk before Vinny says 'Please.' "

Justin Trudeau

Canadian Alcoholidaze.

Maple Syrup Time in Canada

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

Latest Aye Phone

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

"I''m Adam from Canada, eh..."

'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...'

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

Desert Island Bagpipes

Curling Rocks!

"I shoot all my films in Toronto but they have a definite Vancouver sensibility."

Welcome to Ontario...yoo-oo-ooo-ooo- are here!

Canada's Undefended Border.

a good caravan holiday is not just about who can show the best gadget

Werewolves of London, Ontario

"I used to think maybe I was the problem but then I realized she was just a bitch."

"If our proposal is a success, control yourself and don't start running all around the room."

The Double Double Punch

"This is what happens when you marry an obedience school dropout."

'The defense rests.'

"51st State, eh?!"

Minnesota State Fair.

"He wasn't quite dark enough to name 'midnight' so I named him ten o'clock."