Canada Lover Pillows

The Canadian Beaver

Canadian Standoff

Where 'Canadian Bacon' comes from.

"I'm giving you one last chance to talk before Vinny says 'Please.' "

Justin Trudeau

Canadian Alcoholidaze.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

Latest Aye Phone

'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...'

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

"I shoot all my films in Toronto but they have a definite Vancouver sensibility."

Welcome to Ontario...yoo-oo-ooo-ooo- are here!

Desert Island Bagpipes

Curling Rocks!

Canada's Undefended Border.

a good caravan holiday is not just about who can show the best gadget

Minnesota State Fair.

The Double Double Punch

"51st State, eh?!"

"If our proposal is a success, control yourself and don't start running all around the room."

Young man, I think you are wearing my hat!

"I used to think maybe I was the problem but then I realized she was just a bitch."

'The defense rests.'

"This is what happens when you marry an obedience school dropout."

Werewolves of London, Ontario

"He wasn't quite dark enough to name 'midnight' so I named him ten o'clock."

'Well, it's a boy. And I think I can explain those sudden sharp pains in your rib cage.'

'That's enough cream. Please stop.'

'I'm Loch Ness, and this is my son, Elliot.'