Canadiana Enthusiast Pillows

"Hi, my name is Alexandre and I'm an alcoholic, eh." "Eh, eh, meeting - 7:00 tonight" "Canadian Alcoholics Anonymous"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Moulin Rouge Security

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...'

"Psst, Abe. Tom and I are relocating to Canada. You in?"

"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

You're my Statue of Liberty

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

"I shoot all my films in Toronto but they have a definite Vancouver sensibility."

Welcome to Ontario...yoo-oo-ooo-ooo- are here!

Canada's Undefended Border.

"51st State, eh?!"

The Double Double Punch

'Wait until we reach the shore. You're portaging too soon.'

RCMP Commissioner William Elliott speaks about the new tasering policy.

"Canadian Geese."

Canadian Jesus

Canadian Alcoholidaze.

'It's a letter from Junior darling: He's realized his dream of joining the Canadian Mounted Police...'

Please be our Governor General a wee bit longer?

Canadian Lemmings

The Canadian Beaver

Canadian Importers - In, Oot.

'We're keen on the canaries.'

Canadian Rules Baseball.