Canadiana Enthusiast Pillows

"Hi, my name is Alexandre and I'm an alcoholic, eh." "Eh, eh, meeting - 7:00 tonight" "Canadian Alcoholics Anonymous"

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Moulin Rouge Security

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

Donald Glover

"Psst, Abe. Tom and I are relocating to Canada. You in?"

"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

"I''m Adam from Canada, eh..."

You're my Statue of Liberty

'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...'

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

"I shoot all my films in Toronto but they have a definite Vancouver sensibility."

Welcome to Ontario...yoo-oo-ooo-ooo- are here!

Canada's Undefended Border.

Geography. And there's another continent, Antartica, on the very bottom. How cool is that?!

"51st State, eh?!"

The Double Double Punch

'Wait until we reach the shore. You're portaging too soon.'

"Ask Sadie Advice Hour," what's your problem?! Kanye West said he's running for president in 2020, and I don't know whether to weep or move to Canada. Canada Canada Canada! Everybody always wants to move to Canada whenever they think the USA has taken a turn for the worse! None of you lily-livered quitters could stand a single Canadian winter, let alone stare down a moose at six paces. You want Canada? You can't handle Canada! How tall is a moose?

Canadian Alcoholidaze.

Please be our Governor General a wee bit longer?

"I'm Adam from Canada, eh..."

'It's a letter from Junior darling: He's realized his dream of joining the Canadian Mounted Police...'

Canadian Jesus

RCMP Commissioner William Elliott speaks about the new tasering policy.

Acme Coal Mine. I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go. Lesser known warning signs.

"Canadian Geese."

Canadian Lemmings

The Canadian Beaver

Guy A. Lepage: Who the hell is Jack Layton?

'We're keen on the canaries.'

Canadian Importers - In, Oot.

"Ask Sadie Advice Hour," what's you problem?! Kanye West said he's running for president in 2020, and I don't know whether to weep or move to Canada. Canada! Canada! Canada! Everybody always wants to move to Canada whenever they think the USA has taken a turn for the worse! None of you lily-livered quitters could stand a single Canadian winter, let alone stare down a moose at six paces. You want Canada? You can't handle Canada! How tall is a moose?

Maple Syrup Time in Canada