Canada Admirers Pillows

"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

Northern Canadian Cowboys.

"We would like to apply for asylum in Canada!"

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Soberana vaccines

Hombre's Best Friend.

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

"Psst, Abe. Tom and I are relocating to Canada. You in?"

"I''m Adam from Canada, eh..."

Cuba immunizes its population against Covid

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

"51st State, eh?!"

Arctic Caravan Breaks

This particular species, Mr. Bettman, can only evolve in southern Ontario.

The Double Double Punch

MADE IN CANADA "Buy Canadian"..."Eh!"

"Ask Sadie Advice Hour," what's your problem?! Kanye West said he's running for president in 2020, and I don't know whether to weep or move to Canada. Canada Canada Canada! Everybody always wants to move to Canada whenever they think the USA has taken a turn for the worse! None of you lily-livered quitters could stand a single Canadian winter, let alone stare down a moose at six paces. You want Canada? You can't handle Canada! How tall is a moose?

The Inevitable Let Down After The Capture Of The Lock Ness Monster

'Wow! A game used collectors card!'

Please be our Governor General a wee bit longer?

Queen's crown made of previous Prime Ministers.

Brexit

"I'm Adam from Canada, eh..."

'She didn't want to go out with you even though you told her you had a h-index of 37! Boy I don't understand women!'

Canadian Women win Soccer Gold

Thank you

'It's true, you're a big star: The Zoo has posted photos of you all over town...'

"Ask Sadie Advice Hour," what's you problem?! Kanye West said he's running for president in 2020, and I don't know whether to weep or move to Canada. Canada! Canada! Canada! Everybody always wants to move to Canada whenever they think the USA has taken a turn for the worse! None of you lily-livered quitters could stand a single Canadian winter, let alone stare down a moose at six paces. You want Canada? You can't handle Canada! How tall is a moose?

500th anniversary of Havana

'Marmaduke understands it differently than most dogs when you tell him to 'stay'.'

Canadian Geese

'1858 - Ottawa was chosen by Queen Victoria to be the capital of Canada'

Genghis Khan

Fall in Canada

People on a map with pegs on their noses.