Camus Reader Gifts

Extreme Sisyphus

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Audio Books

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Armstrong, the only doctor covered in the new health plan you got me is a veterinarian! Beats no coverage. Yeah, if you're a parakeet. You're so cheap. You don't value me at all. You ingrate. I didn't have to give you health benefits. Lots of employers don't cover their animals. You mean workers. Stop your barking.

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'E-books?'

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

'A is for Arse.'

"I'm having my entrails read."

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

Examination.

Cat and fishing instruction

Idle parts

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

'Bront?saurus.'

Good boy

Jane Austen

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

Sex Section in the Library

"I dropped my goblet!"

Books*. *Batteries not included.

The Curious George pop-down book

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

The Swiss Arm-y Wife

Academic Boogie Down - 'Once you've taught Sanskrit, there is no going back to Caligula.'

"It's Shakespeare, Mother - please do't keep moaning 'Oh get on with it'!"

The Farmer Sutra.

'What are you staring at? . . . Please save me from the English majors.'

Cat reading Rommel biography.

"Writing that book was a real strain."

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?"

Stephen King