Camus Reader Pillows

Extreme Sisyphus

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Audio Books

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'E-books?'

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

'A is for Arse.'

"I'm having my entrails read."

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

Cat and fishing instruction

Examination.

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Idle parts

'Bront?saurus.'

Jane Austen

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

Good boy

Sex Section in the Library

"I dropped my goblet!"

Academic Boogie Down - 'Once you've taught Sanskrit, there is no going back to Caligula.'

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

'What are you staring at? . . . Please save me from the English majors.'

The Farmer Sutra.

"Writing that book was a real strain."

"It's Shakespeare, Mother - please do't keep moaning 'Oh get on with it'!"

Cat reading Rommel biography.

The Curious George pop-down book

"Where's your section of books that tell you simple things you already know?"

"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?"

Stephen King

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"