Camouflage Fashionista Gifts

"A duck call won't grab the attention of a modern duck. You need to draw them in with Snapchat."

Cat in a tank...

Football Chameleon

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

Inflatable Duck Boat

Carioca

"You dropped yer wallet."

Traffic Cone Monsters

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

"I'm in disguise."

"The enemy will never be able to spot our troops in the new camouflage scheme General."

Clandestine cows.

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

Chameleon and TV

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

'And do you, Leslie Farnsworth promise to stop wearing camouflage so that your wife will know where you are?'

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

Camouflage Pram

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

'Nice smile.'

Soldier watering camouflage plants on troops' helmets.

The cat's pyjamas - cat camouflage.

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

Camouflage Unit

In Disguise.

'He went that way, quick!'

'They could use a great camouflage expert like you in the army, Mom.'

'And this one I got for the improvements I made in camouflage.'