Camouflage Fashionista T-Shirts

"A duck call won't grab the attention of a modern duck. You need to draw them in with Snapchat."

Cat in a tank...

Football Chameleon

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Inflatable Duck Boat

"You dropped yer wallet."

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

Carioca

Traffic Cone Monsters

"I'm in disguise."

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Clandestine cows.

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

Chameleon and TV

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

'And do you, Leslie Farnsworth promise to stop wearing camouflage so that your wife will know where you are?'

Camouflage Pram

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

The cat's pyjamas - cat camouflage.

'Nice smile.'

Camouflage Unit

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

In Disguise.

'He went that way, quick!'

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

"Sarge, this soup tastes watery."