Camouflage Couture Gifts

"Seriously, Allan? Summer camo after Labour Day?! Quite the fashion faux pas, wouldn't you say?"

Cat in a tank...

Football Chameleon

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"Right...you're all in detention until we find out who put the chameleon on the tartan rug!"

Inflatable Duck Boat

"You dropped yer wallet."

Traffic Cone Monsters

"The enemy will never be able to spot our troops in the new camouflage scheme General."

"I'm in disguise."

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Clandestine cows.

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

Chameleon and TV

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

Camouflage Pram

'Why can I never find my camouflage trousers?'

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

'And do you, Leslie Farnsworth promise to stop wearing camouflage so that your wife will know where you are?'

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

Camouflage Unit

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

Soldier watering camouflage plants on troops' helmets.

The cat's pyjamas - cat camouflage.

"I know you hate these parties. Just do your best to blend in."

In Disguise.

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

'And this one I got for the improvements I made in camouflage.'

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'