Camel's Milk Enthusiast Gifts

'I've decided to try that new 'camel's milk'... One hump or two?'

Tourists

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

(Camel paintings)

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"They’re real."

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Mohammad's motors

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Zoo. It's wednesday again --- time to wash the camels. I hate "hump" day. (Published originally on July 20, 2005).

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Recombinant DNA Lab. To-da! The palindromedary!

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

"Gotta love happy hour!"

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

"30 million cookies and thousands of gallons of milk all in one night? Yes, I'd say we've got dietary issues to address."

Spilled Milk

M.D. I suppose that will be okay, but no more milk and cookies starting tomorrow.

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

"It's kind of hard to know where these photos were taken: The backgrounds are very similar..."

Bedouin & Breakfast.

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

'I've never heard of a lactose intolerant cow!'

"Do you know what kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees."

Maple syrup and milk collection.