Calorie Counters Gifts

Sisyphus Sawyer

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

'We've given up sugar in tea,coffee and puddings.'

"I'm on a diet. Do you have any low cal greed?"

'You need to go on a diet. Your spare tyres are getting spare tyres!'

'How many Breadsticks have you eaten?'

Ultimate Health Care

'Every time I go on a diet, some kind of physiological disturbance kicks in that sends me off on a feeding frenzy.'

'You're a little far gone for a regular appetite suppressant -- I'm going to prescribe a Mickey Finn.'

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

'Don't rush me. I'm adding up the calories!'

Birthday cakes for dieters shop

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

Secretive Weigh In.

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

All Natural Nothing

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

7 brownies worth of exercise.

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

Dieting Motivation.

'Diet considerations.'