Calorie Counter's Nemesis Pillows

Add a humorous touch to their home decor with our calorie counter's nemesis pillows, perfect for snuggling up and sharing a laugh about their love for treats.

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'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!' mockup

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

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Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet. mockup

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

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"It's called Devil's Food Cake because each slice contains 1000 calories!"

"It's called Devil's Food Cake because each slice contains 1000 calories!" mockup

"It's called Devil's Food Cake because each slice contains 1000 calories!"

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'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.' mockup

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

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'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.' mockup

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

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"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs." mockup

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

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"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot." mockup

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

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"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes." mockup

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

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"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories." mockup

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

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"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt." mockup

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

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'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!' mockup

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

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All Natural Nothing

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Secretive Weigh In.

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"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!" mockup

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

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"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu." mockup

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

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"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert." mockup

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

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'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..' mockup

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

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'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.' mockup

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

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Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can. mockup

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

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'Diet considerations.'

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Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales. mockup

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

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"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories." mockup

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

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Dieting Motivation.

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Sisyphus Sawyer

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'I'm putting you on a 'whatever tastes good, don't eat it' diet.'

'I'm putting you on a 'whatever tastes good, don't eat it' diet.' mockup

'I'm putting you on a 'whatever tastes good, don't eat it' diet.'

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"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight." mockup

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

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'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.' mockup

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

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Extra Rich Cream Cakes

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'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.' mockup

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

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'This exotic dessert I make is guilt-free. I already burned all the calories running around finding the ingredients!'

'This exotic dessert I make is guilt-free. I already burned all the calories running around finding the ingredients!' mockup

'This exotic dessert I make is guilt-free. I already burned all the calories running around finding the ingredients!'

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"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet." mockup

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

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Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction. mockup

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

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Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry. mockup

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

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'Do we have any empty calories in this house!!'

'Do we have any empty calories in this house!!' mockup

'Do we have any empty calories in this house!!'

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Joe's Weight Gain: 'Hey, Victoria...I like this diet you told me about yesterday...I just lost 2 more while we've been talking.'

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Hey, Victoria...I like this diet you told me about yesterday...I just lost 2 more while we've been talking.' mockup

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Hey, Victoria...I like this diet you told me about yesterday...I just lost 2 more while we've been talking.'

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Calorie Counter's Nemesis Pillows Collection

Calorie Counter's Nemesis Mugs

Looking for more fun? Check out our collection of products for the calorie counter's nemesis available on mugs, perfect for adding a touch of humor to their daily routine.

Calorie Counter's Nemesis Prints

Brighten up their space with our playful prints, ideal for the calorie counter's nemesis who loves a good laugh about indulgence and food rebellion.

Calorie Counter's Nemesis T-Shirts

Explore our range of amusing t-shirts for the calorie counter's nemesis, ideal for showcasing their love for guilt-free indulgence and bold humor.