Calorie Comedian Gifts

Searching for a gift for a calorie comedian? Our collection features humorous and clever products that blend comedy with a light-hearted take on calories and fitness. Perfect for those who love a good laugh about their health journey, these items add personality to everyday routines and inspire smiles. Whether they're enjoying their favorite snack or hitting the gym, our playful designs will remind them that humor makes everything better.

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"It's not having seconds that's the problem. It's having fifths and sixths!"

"It's not having seconds that's the problem. It's having fifths and sixths!" mockup

"It's not having seconds that's the problem. It's having fifths and sixths!"

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'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,' mockup

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

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'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.' mockup

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

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'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.' mockup

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

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"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..." mockup

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

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'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.' mockup

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

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''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.' mockup

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

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I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes. mockup

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

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'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.' mockup

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

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'The customer is always right...' mockup

'The customer is always right...'

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Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert." mockup

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

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'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.' mockup

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

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Fast Food Dieter

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"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?" mockup

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

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'The doctor told me to introduce more greens in my diet.'

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens in my diet.' mockup

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens in my diet.'

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Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry. mockup

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

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T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.' mockup

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

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"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top." mockup

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

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"Try to eat more coconuts and fish." mockup

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

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Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods! mockup

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

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Weight Gain Denial

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'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.'

'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.' mockup

'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.'

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'I'm fat, I eat too much and my blood pressure is high. . . Have a beer and some chips but feel guilty about it.'

'I'm fat, I eat too much and my blood pressure is high. . . Have a beer and some chips but feel guilty about it.' mockup

'I'm fat, I eat too much and my blood pressure is high. . . Have a beer and some chips but feel guilty about it.'

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"Got anything else? I gave up carbs." mockup

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

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'Hundreds of years of medical progress, and all you can tell me to do is eat less?'

'Hundreds of years of medical progress, and all you can tell me to do is eat less?' mockup

'Hundreds of years of medical progress, and all you can tell me to do is eat less?'

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'It's a simple matter of checks and balances: your waistline has spread and your brain has shrunk.'

'It's a simple matter of checks and balances: your waistline has spread and your brain has shrunk.' mockup

'It's a simple matter of checks and balances: your waistline has spread and your brain has shrunk.'

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'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.' mockup

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

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'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.' mockup

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

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"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"

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'Of course they're not working. You're not supposed to have appetite suppressants for dessert.'

'Of course they're not working. You're not supposed to have appetite suppressants for dessert.' mockup

'Of course they're not working. You're not supposed to have appetite suppressants for dessert.'

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"Is it working?"

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Calorie Comedian Gifts Collection

Calorie Comedian Mugs

Explore more humorous mugs designed for calorie comedians—bring joy to every sip with our witty collection.

Calorie Comedian Pillows

Find pillows that blend humor and comfort—perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh about calories.

Calorie Comedian Prints

Decorate your space with prints that showcase the funny side of calorie jokes—decorate with humor and style.

Calorie Comedian T-Shirts

Discover a variety of funny T-shirts that celebrate calorie counting and fitness humor—wear your comedy with pride.