Caloric Comedians Gifts

Brighten a comedy enthusiast's day with our caloric comedians collection. Featuring clever, funny designs inspired by the world of humor, these items make face-lighting gifts for fans of stand-up, sitcoms, and witty banter. Perfect for those who love to laugh and appreciate the lighter side of life, our products bring humor to everyday essentials. Explore mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that showcase your favorite comedic personalities and punchlines, giving a cheerful twist to their space and style.

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'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.' mockup

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

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"Extreme miming"

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The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness." mockup

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

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'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,' mockup

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

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'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.' mockup

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

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'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.' mockup

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

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'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.' mockup

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

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"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..." mockup

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

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''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.' mockup

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

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I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes. mockup

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

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'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.' mockup

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

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'The customer is always right...' mockup

'The customer is always right...'

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'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.' mockup

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

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Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert." mockup

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

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Fast Food Dieter

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'The doctor told me to introduce more greens in my diet.'

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens in my diet.' mockup

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens in my diet.'

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"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?" mockup

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

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Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry. mockup

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

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"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top." mockup

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

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Weight Gain Denial

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Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods! mockup

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

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"Try to eat more coconuts and fish." mockup

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

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'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.'

'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.' mockup

'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.'

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'I'm fat, I eat too much and my blood pressure is high. . . Have a beer and some chips but feel guilty about it.'

'I'm fat, I eat too much and my blood pressure is high. . . Have a beer and some chips but feel guilty about it.' mockup

'I'm fat, I eat too much and my blood pressure is high. . . Have a beer and some chips but feel guilty about it.'

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"Got anything else? I gave up carbs." mockup

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

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'Can you make me taste like broccoli?' mockup

'Can you make me taste like broccoli?'

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'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.' mockup

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

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'It's a simple matter of checks and balances: your waistline has spread and your brain has shrunk.'

'It's a simple matter of checks and balances: your waistline has spread and your brain has shrunk.' mockup

'It's a simple matter of checks and balances: your waistline has spread and your brain has shrunk.'

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'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.' mockup

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

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'Of course they're not working. You're not supposed to have appetite suppressants for dessert.'

'Of course they're not working. You're not supposed to have appetite suppressants for dessert.' mockup

'Of course they're not working. You're not supposed to have appetite suppressants for dessert.'

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"Is it working?"

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Caloric Comedians Gifts Collection

Caloric Comedians Mugs

Looking for more humor? Explore our collection of caloric comedians mugs to find the perfect funny gift that keeps the laughs flowing with every sip.

Caloric Comedians Pillows

Bring home some laughs with our caloric comedians pillows—fun, comfy, and perfect for adding a witty touch to any room.

Caloric Comedians Prints

Browse our caloric comedians prints to find hilarious wall art that celebrates the funny side of life and sparks joy in any space.

Caloric Comedians T-Shirts

Discover our range of caloric comedians t-shirts—ideal for comedians at heart or comedy fans who love to wear their humor with pride.