Calisthenics Pillows

"That's it . . . looking good . . . and . . . after this . . . we're . . . going to . . . be working . . . on those . . . wing muscles."

'It's calisthenics time - Let's start with some leg lifts....'

"I think we'd make a good team!"

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Critisize your weight.

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

An old man exercising with hourglasses

"I hate this time of year."

Guy in gym

Money mangagement see-saw.

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Life-Work Balance.

'On my new diet I can eat anything I want, but have to walk 500 miles a day.'

'No, that is not a balanced diet.'

Surgeon

I love Clarinet

"Up here everything is pretty much opposite."

Mozart Clarinet

Balancing your new and unprecedented reality

"I just needed some 'me' time."

'You're really missing the circus, aren't you?'

Something's gotta give! But what will it be? Choose at least one thing to sorely neglect...

Hanging the Wash at the Circus.

Feng Shui Centre - We Have Moved

"How much does it cost to buy a membership then never use it?"

Hurdles with Steps

"Let's work on opening up that fourth chakra."

Unicyclist painting a ceiling,

"Being cremated is my last hope for a smoking hot body. . ."

'Maybe I've got washboard abs underneath - you ever think that?'

'Seems like we're all too old, unfit, overweight. . .'