Calisthenics Prints

"That's it . . . looking good . . . and . . . after this . . . we're . . . going to . . . be working . . . on those . . . wing muscles."

My new exercises give me foot problems. Ah, callous-thenics.

'It's calisthenics time - Let's start with some leg lifts....'

"Can I still do my pilates?"

"I think we'd make a good team!"

Critisize your weight.

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

An old man exercising with hourglasses

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

Guy in gym

"I hate this time of year."

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

Money mangagement see-saw.

Tight Rope Ski Lift

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Life-Work Balance.

'On my new diet I can eat anything I want, but have to walk 500 miles a day.'

Yoga. Welcome back! Thank you. Why did you stop coming? I couldn't decide if I liked yoga, or

Required Reeding.

"Up here everything is pretty much opposite."

Mozart Clarinet

Surgeon

I love Clarinet

'No, that is not a balanced diet.'

Balancing your new and unprecedented reality

Something's gotta give! But what will it be? Choose at least one thing to sorely neglect...

Feng Shui Centre - We Have Moved

Hanging the Wash at the Circus.

'You're really missing the circus, aren't you?'

"I just needed some 'me' time."

'You really need to start watching what you eat, make sure your meals are balanced, and try to resist weighting yourself every day...'

"How much does it cost to buy a membership then never use it?"

Hurdles with Steps

"Let's work on opening up that fourth chakra."