"That's it . . . looking good . . . and . . . after this . . . we're . . . going to . . . be working . . . on those . . . wing muscles."
Calisthenics Gifts
Searching for a gift for a passionate calisthenics enthusiast? Our collection features witty and motivating products that highlight their love for bodyweight exercises. From mugs to prints, find something that cheers them on during their workout sessions and adds a touch of humor to their fitness routine. Surprise a gym buddy or treat yourself to a gift that celebrates strength, flexibility, and perseverance.
My new exercises give me foot problems. Ah, callous-thenics.
'It's calisthenics time - Let's start with some leg lifts....'
"Can I still do my pilates?"
"I think we'd make a good team!"
Critisize your weight.
"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."
An old man exercising with hourglasses
"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."
"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."
Guy in gym
"I hate this time of year."
"When did everybody stop jogging?"
Money mangagement see-saw.
Tight Rope Ski Lift
A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.
Life-Work Balance.
'On my new diet I can eat anything I want, but have to walk 500 miles a day.'
Yoga. Welcome back! Thank you. Why did you stop coming? I couldn't decide if I liked yoga, or
Required Reeding.
"Up here everything is pretty much opposite."
Mozart Clarinet
Surgeon
I love Clarinet
'No, that is not a balanced diet.'
Balancing your new and unprecedented reality
Something's gotta give! But what will it be? Choose at least one thing to sorely neglect...
Feng Shui Centre - We Have Moved
Hanging the Wash at the Circus.
'You're really missing the circus, aren't you?'
"I just needed some 'me' time."
'You really need to start watching what you eat, make sure your meals are balanced, and try to resist weighting yourself every day...'
"How much does it cost to buy a membership then never use it?"
Hurdles with Steps
"Let's work on opening up that fourth chakra."
Calisthenics Gifts Collection
Calisthenics Mugs
Explore our collection of calisthenics mugs to find the perfect combination of humor and motivation for fitness lovers.
Calisthenics Pillows
Check out our calisthenics pillows, bringing a playful and inspiring touch to any fitness space or relaxation spot.
Calisthenics Prints
Browse our inspiring calisthenics prints to decorate your gym or workout area with motivational artwork that celebrates strength and dedication.
Calisthenics T-Shirts
Discover our calisthenics t-shirts, designed to showcase strength, flexibility, and a sense of humor — great for workouts or everyday casual wear.