Clarinetist Pillows

"Four years at Juilliard for this."

Required Reeding.

Benny Goodman

A Symphony of Penguins

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Edvard Grieg

Angel Music

Paris, 1922, George Gershwin and Franz Kafka try to write a musical.

I will be Bach.

Fricka arrives.

"I compose using post it notes!"

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

My Violinist Valentine

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."

Now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto.

Composer's Trousers Fall Down.

Carmen

Sir Elton John

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

Cristoph Willibald Gluck 2nd July 1714

Concerto in DOS for Microsoft Windows.

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

A family choir

"I'm Baroque without you!"

Double bass in space

Piano Prompt

'His BACH is worse than his bite.'

Violinist

Flight of the Bumblebee

Spinning violinist

Johann Sebastian Bark.

'I think my back is baroque!'

Ernesto Lecuona