"I'm kind of considered the Jimmy Page of the clarinet world."
Clarinet Pillows
Add musical flair to their living space with cozy pillows celebrating the clarinet. Perfect for music rooms or relaxing at home with a touch of humor.
'We thought it fit his rather plaintive personality.'
A Symphony of Penguins
Impressing dad.
A Fairytale Update
Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums
Triangle
Boptimism
Double Bass
Four children playing the flute.
"That is an outrageous slur."
'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'
Bassoons.
Rainbow Quartet
'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'
'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'
"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."
My other cello is a Stradivari
"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."
Six jazz instruments.
Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."
A woman playing a keyboard
Violinist.
"'Fried Ham' on 3..."
"Can I still do my pilates?"
Music Lessons
Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold
Caught in the Music
French horn.
Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'
Patey's in a band! He's so cool!
"Miss, I suck at playing the flute."
'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'
Baby kangaroo learning to play the trumpet.
Violin family at Christmas
Clarinet Pillows Collection
Clarinet Mugs
Browse our collection of clarinet mugs and find the perfect gift that captures their love for the instrument and makes mornings brighter.
Clarinet Prints
Decorate with musical elegance — explore our clarinet prints that add personality and wit to any room.
Clarinet T-Shirts
Discover amusing clarinet t-shirts that let musicians and fans share their passion and sense of humor in style.