Calf Enthusiast Pillows

Artist Satying in the Country

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

The Zoo.

Seagiraffes

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

'The circle is complete!'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"First date hairball... awkward."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Please Drove Carefully.