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Artist Satying in the Country

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

The Zoo.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Seagiraffes

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Chase me, chase me cows.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

'The circle is complete!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

EWE 2.

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"First date hairball... awkward."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

"The hyenas started it."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.