Calculus Gifts

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"I don't give a fig about Newton."

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Albert Einstein

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"Is it that bad?"

Math Dreams

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Einsteiners.'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

Back to school.

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

Today we learned to count to one.

"How was work?"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Lemniskate

Calculation Board - You Are Here

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."