Cage-free Philospher Gifts

"Mommy says she's lived in a cage without bars for years."

On holiday.

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

Weathervanes.

'It's a rare generic defect. To put it bluntly, you have no brand loyalty.'

'It's your own fault - you act like an absolute fool whenever he lets you off it.'

'It's a great, safe neighbourhood: The owner of the house is allergic to cats...'

"What've you got that's good for vegans?"

"I believe in eggs, and I think that you all believe in eggs, too!"

"Today a protest at the White House..."

'You've been overfeeding the budgie again, dear.'

"It's actually a nice change. Before Eddie's business failed we were living in a gilded cage."

Natural Regeneration Area.

TRAVEL AGENCY, 'Oh, anywhere -- I'm a nomad.'

"Take two of these and call me in the morning..."

Dance like you've never been hurt.

Dancing Person

"What's the secret of your longevity, Grampa?" "I guess it's because I was just never that curious about anything."

"Do you mind?"

I've started so I'll finish...

"Taking crazy risks gives me such a rush. Like check out my phone. No case!"

Natural Regeneration Area / Que Sera Sera.

Medusa trying to buy hair care products.

'I know you're in there.'

"Hi! I'm here for Bob the Vegan."

Bears Inc. Magazine.

'I have had only one cavity in the last 10 visits to the dentist.'

man with huge beard about to fall in a hole

'You know what: Since they locked us up in this cage, I don't really feel like singing anymore. . .'

I take my marital status the way I take my malt whiskey: single. ? ?

Yeah, me worry.

Whatevs!