Label-free Lifer Gifts

'It's a rare generic defect. To put it bluntly, you have no brand loyalty.'

On holiday.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Travelling

Airport

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

"You've got to help her ... she has developed a fear of flying."

'One ticket to wherever my luggage is going, please.'

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

Wife asking husband what resolutions he is going to make for the new century

Casual skydiving.

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

"Who wants to go first?"

"It appears that Jim is organizing his desk again."

Excess Baggage: Meanwhile, back at baggage handlers university...

Starting is the scariest part.

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

"So good to be out of that flying death trap."

Tred carefully mill.

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'

Try Bob's Flight School

In Case of Emergency

"I believe in eggs, and I think that you all believe in eggs, too!"

"I used to be afraid of flying, but thanks to airplanes, not anymore."

'Sorry about the screaming during that air pocket, back there.'

Words you don't ever want to hear: 'I keep forgetting - east, is that to the left or the right of north?'

'As your captain and dentist I'd like to welcome you to phobia flight #204, the flight we affectionately refer to as the real terror at 36,000 feet.'

Marriage Counselor - Another Success.

"CLEAN MY LITTER BOX!"

"Ooh, Dave. Your DNA results have come back! According to this, you're 10% German, 15% Irish, and 75% layabout."

"Dora's anxiety has always manifested itself in the 'flight response.'"