Cafeteria Combatant Gifts

Never declare a food fight on artichoke day!

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

'I realize it's not on the menu but I'm on a diet and I'd like an air fern salad.'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

Cafe Burns.

'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

'We like bright, new employees who aren't afraid to take some risks. By the way... how are those clam fritters?'

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

'I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.' (chef shaking chicken).

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

"I'll have the 'All you can eat from the menu, the kitchen, and the dumpster' special."

"I'm thinking of suing your cafe. I just got a $2,000 dental bill. You should be paying for it." "I'm in here every day and I always order your sugary scones and your sugar-filled lattes." "That's why I had twelve cavities!" "I'll settle out of court for a scone and a latte." "No deal."

"Of course I love school...but I love no more cafeteria food more."

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

"My depression is currently being treated with a combination of prescription medication and low-fat frozen yogurt."

The vow of silence. Some days it was really hard to keep.

"They love me...they really, really love me!"

"Oh yes, I proudly served."

"Don't think you can just put the on the costume and replace Jeff."

Biocafeteraologist

'This always seems to happen on your night to cook.'

'Eating again. What's happened to your weight lifting?'

Man from 'Environmental Health visits a caf� run by bugs

'First you feel shock, then anger, and finally remorse. It's the three stages of grief when buying the tuna sandwich.'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

'Too late. The spelling test was first period.'

"At last...after so many missed days...so many cruel days apart...we are together once again!"

Pizza Fencing