Cafeteria Chaos Fans Gifts

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'I realize it's not on the menu but I'm on a diet and I'd like an air fern salad.'

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

'We like bright, new employees who aren't afraid to take some risks. By the way... how are those clam fritters?'

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

"Of course I love school...but I love no more cafeteria food more."

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

"I'm thinking of suing your cafe. I just got a $2,000 dental bill. You should be paying for it." "I'm in here every day and I always order your sugary scones and your sugar-filled lattes." "That's why I had twelve cavities!" "I'll settle out of court for a scone and a latte." "No deal."

'Eating again. What's happened to your weight lifting?'

The vow of silence. Some days it was really hard to keep.

'So, not your favourite restuarant anymore...'

'First you feel shock, then anger, and finally remorse. It's the three stages of grief when buying the tuna sandwich.'

I've got to run to my job interview! Do I have spinach between my teeth?

'No, he's right. Cows have three udders. One for skim milk, one for two percent and the third one's for lactose free.'

"Somebody found a finger in a salad?!"

"Captain, this Brie is totally out of control!"

"We use the cheapest ingredients and pass the savings on to you."

"Do you ever wonder if you could function in L.A.?"

'Chocolate pudding to start...it'll deaden your appetite.'

'It's called ‘Shared Risk.' You taste the Okra Casserole and I'll try the Tuna Surprise.'

Never declare a food fight on artichoke day!

"Principal Gomez! What are you doing here? Don't you in your office."

Hot dog carts collide

Dinosaur Dining

'Charles knew Tad was about to snap. Quarterly profits were weak, the network was compromised and now, Tuesday's Brussel Sprout medley in the cafeteria lingered through Thursday.'

"I'm on a special diet; no school food."

"This school is so good, I even learn stuff during lunch."

"Your family is pretty messed up."