Café Socialites Gifts

'I mean, the place went silent when I ordered decaf.'

"My email is down... talk to me."

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Children's Party

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

"If we're a team, the manager should take the heat!"

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

"Whoa! Wrong bar?"

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

"Brian's considering the optics."

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

A day at the races

"Your cubicle is fun, too. Now if you'll excuse me, I was invited to Jim's cubicle."

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

"I never get a girls name tattooed on a first date."

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

'Can I get you anything? Coffee? A biscuit?...A lift home?'

"Nothing beats work events to mingle, build relationships, and backstab fellow colleagues."

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

'Oh, we've met. We were once married to one another.'

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

"Ignoring your workmates is NOT a breach of the new antisocial behaviour laws."

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

"Francophobe meet Francophile."

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"