Café Comic Pillows

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Grandma's caf

'I realize it's not on the menu but I'm on a diet and I'd like an air fern salad.'

'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'

'You've had enough!'

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

Coffee

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'We like bright, new employees who aren't afraid to take some risks. By the way... how are those clam fritters?'

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Coffee Menu

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

"We'll always hate Paris."

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

"A barista should always follow his instincts."

'I assume you accept star bucks?'

'Dulcifying araneids didn't make them any more sapid.'

Bookuccino. A melding of book and drink.

'A cafe is just a failed restaurant really, isn't it?'

"Welcome to The Cable Cafe. Your waiter will be with you between now and 5:00PM."

'This decaf's lousy.'